I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
